Marketfederation

I couldn’t believe what people search for until I checked my logs recently. So many funny queries I ran across I just said to myself “you people gotta see this”. Ofcourse I won’t list all of them because that would take me a century to complete but I’ll pick out some funny and weird quotes that made me laugh. Have a nice rest of the evening.

“if the probability of observing a car in 30 minutes on a highway is 0.95″
- Now this one’s a thinker.

“bsguyz youtube”
- lol, ktnxbye

“how to put your own name on google”
- How the hell this returned my blog in SERPS?

“jobs for 17 year old dropouts”
- I don’t know, rob a bank or something.

“did google analytics add more features”
- Yes it did.

“sense darth vader poster this makes none”
- Are talking what you about?

“rank system for counter strike face book”
- I didn’t know there’s a CS facebook.

“clicking on own adds in widgetbucks”
- That’s a no-no!

“flash web sajt”
- Speka engrish?

“samo hi”
- Hi.

“donate page rank 8″
- Oh I would love to see that.

“how many people use gmail”
- 6,456,263,326

“have to meke mony”
- No shit Sherlock.

“how to hide half of your blog”
- Now there’s an idea for a new plugin.

“you have to get from point a to point b. you don’t know if you can get there. what would you do?”
- Go home?

“do you want to be a film star”
- Will you make me famous?

“every person he finds that does not have the same birthday as you, he gets”
- He gets what and who is he?

“how good do you have to be to work at google”
- Pretty damn good.

“hack the peeking other poeple personal offline acct”
- h4×0r perl -e sk11lz

“mirror mirror on the wall answer my question”
- What exactly is your question?

“need to make money in orange county”
- Do you like choppers?

“in a country in which people only want boys, every family continues to have children until they have a boy. if they have a girl, they have another child. if they have a boy, they stop. what is the proportion of boys to girls in the country?”
- Huh, you got me there.

“pagerank will die”
- Try telling that to people at DigitalPoint.

“what to do when everyone knows that your husband is unfaithful”
- Get your tits done.

“what to do when you have a bad hair days”
- Get a new haircut.

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